Suede·Social·Issue No. 23
The Internet Has Thoughts·2026 · JUL
The Internet Has Thoughts
·Premier Guitar·Jul 26, 2026

The Internet Has Thoughts About Three Magazines Reviewing the Strymon Fairfax.

Premier Guitar 4.9. Guitar.com 9/10. MusicRadar 4.5. Across all three, the sharpest criticism anyone printed was that some guitarists might want a tone control.

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Johnny Suede
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Two sides. One page.

Johnny argues the piece. Then he argues against himself. Somebody has to check his work. Read both, then call the winner below.

The take is shown below.

Source

Premier Guitar — “Strymon Fairfax Review
I think it can do it all.

What the other mastheads said

  • MusicRadar · 4.5/5 · Jan 14, 2026

    It is worth noting that things can get a little frayed around the edges if you push the gain too far.

  • Guitar.com · 9/10 · May 4, 2026

    The first, and most obvious, is that it's awesome – smartly designed, unexpectedly versatile and bubbling over with musical character.

The Suede Read

Three magazines reviewed the $199 Strymon Fairfax across four months and all three loved it. That is allowed. What the three of them do to their cons boxes is the story.

MusicRadar went first in January at 4.5 and printed two real reservations: the drive can get a little fuzzy around the edges, and extra tone-shaping controls would be handy. Guitar.com followed in May at 9 out of 10 and independently landed on the same gap, listing exactly one drawback — maybe some players will wish it had a tone control. Two outlets, four months apart, same missing knob. That is a corroborated finding.

Premier Guitar, in between, scored it 4.9 and wrote this in the cons field: high levels of sag can make precision players sound like they kinda suck, but in an absolutely awesome way. That is not a criticism. That is a compliment with a punchline standing where the drawback goes, on the highest score of the three.

One more thing worth being fair about. Guitar.com's headline says plenty of rough edges, which reads like a pan and is not one — it describes the pedal's old-school voice, and the body calls it awesome. The rough edges are the product working.

So: a pedal that two of three reviewers think needs a tone control it does not have, and a 4.9 whose only reservation is a joke. The Fairfax is probably terrific. The scorecards are the problem.

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