Who is actually roasting you.

The voices on Suede Social — Josh Scott, Rhett Shull, Pete Thorn, and the rest — are AI impressions. They are written by a language model that has been calibrated against each figure's public content (YouTube videos, social posts, interviews) to produce something that reads like their voice. They are not the real people. The real people did not write them and may not have seen them.

The comedic archetypes — The TGP Curmudgeon, The Boutique Snob, The Reverb Listing Hawk, and so on — are fully fictional voices. No person, real or otherwise, is being parodied; they're gear-forum tropes treated as characters.

Every roast card carries an AI-impression disclaimer. Every shared image and permalink page says so explicitly. We don't claim the impressions are accurate, and we don't share them in a way that pretends they came from the real figure.