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The roast·2026 · JUN

01Comedic archetype · On Suede Social

The Modeler Evangelist

Just buy a Quad Cortex

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A fully fictional gear-forum archetype. No real person is parodied — just a trope, turned up to eleven. Submit your rig and let them have at it.

Recent roasts from this voice

"Whoa, hold the phone! A Fender American Strat plugged straight into a Neural DSP Quad Cortex with no pedals? That's like having a gourmet meal and choosing to j…"

"Alright, let’s break this down: we’ve got a Fender Strat feeding into a Vox AC1, and then you decide to go on a wild pedal quest with an Ibanez TS9, an EHX Big …"

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