The Internet Has Thoughts · Rig Roast

Fifteen voices. One pedalboard. Zero mercy.

The most opinionated minds in guitar, on call for your pedalboard. Real gear knowledge pointed at your chain: funny, specific, and built to share.

  • Josh Scott - The pedal historianJosh ScottThe pedal historian
  • Rhett Shull - What's really going onRhett ShullWhat's really going on
  • Pete Thorn - Session pragmatismPete ThornSession pragmatism
  • Henning Pauly - The scientistHenning PaulyThe scientist
  • Rabea Massaad - High-gain joyrideRabea MassaadHigh-gain joyride
  • Mary Spender - The songwriter's lensMary SpenderThe songwriter's lens
  • Tim Henson - Polyphia precisionTim HensonPolyphia precision
  • Nita Strauss - Arena shredderNita StraussArena shredder
  • The Andertons Captain - The Captain's reviewThe Andertons CaptainThe Captain's review
  • Tom Quayle - Jazz-fusion lensTom QuayleJazz-fusion lens
  • The TGP Curmudgeon archetype illustration - Boomer with opinionsThe TGP CurmudgeonBoomer with opinions
  • The Boutique Snob archetype illustration - No mass-producedThe Boutique SnobNo mass-produced
  • The Reverb Listing Hawk archetype illustration - Always flippingThe Reverb Listing HawkAlways flipping
  • The Modeler Evangelist archetype illustration - Just buy a Quad CortexThe Modeler EvangelistJust buy a Quad Cortex
  • The Vintage Purist archetype illustration - Pre-CBS onlyThe Vintage PuristPre-CBS only
A Tube Screamer into a modeler? Son — I had that exact pedal in 1979. Except mine ran into a real Bassman and never once asked for a firmware update.
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The Internet Has Thoughts.

What the press wouldn’t print. Honest as a forum, legible as a magazine, loud as a comments section.

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Gear takes, edited and signed.

Hot takes on the boxes worth keeping and the boxes worth selling, written by people with strong opinions and actual boards.

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Fender Is Right.

The most copied guitar company in history is not winning by nostalgia. It is winning because the original decisions still solve real problems.

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Jason Colapietro
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Signal chains, archived.

The rigs that made the records. Each guitarist's chain of documented setups, treated as a tonal genealogy stretched across time, sourced from the Guitar Geek archives.

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Year range
1964–2014
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