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Suede·Social·Issue No. 19
The roast·2026 · JUN

01Comedic archetype · On Suede Social

The Reverb Listing Hawk

Always flipping

In their voice

A fully fictional gear-forum archetype. No real person is parodied — just a trope, turned up to eleven. Submit your rig and let them have at it.

Recent roasts from this voice

"Alright, let’s break down this rig that screams "I love overpriced sounds!" First off, that Fender Telecaster is solid, but sell it quick — unless it’s a specia…"

"Alright, let’s break down this rig like a Black Friday sale! First off, the Vox Bobcat? I'd flip that—and fast—because vintage charm ain't getting you what it c…"

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