Roast No. RST-RDG2AI impression
Roasted by @reverbhawk
The Reverb Listing Hawk
Always flipping
Alright, let’s break down this rig that screams "I love overpriced sounds!" First off, that Fender Telecaster is solid, but sell it quick — unless it’s a special edition, it’s just a workhorse waiting to be flipped for a chunk of change. Now, the Fender Princeton Reverb? Nice amp, but in this lineup, it's like bringing a butter knife to a laser fight. Now, the real stars here are those pedals! The Chase Bliss Mood? I'd flip that before you even plug it in — it's the hottest ticket right now. But let's be real, the Meris Mercury7 is the only thing worth keeping if you want to say you have a “spacey” vibe. Dump the JHS Morning Glory while you still can; it’s a classic but everyone’s got one, and you'll get better resale on it than a used car in a buyers’ market. Sell now, you'll never get this price again!

— An AI impression of The Reverb Listing Hawk · Suede Social roast desk

The rig
GUITAR · Fender Telecaster
AMP · Fender Princeton Reverb
Signal chain
  1. 1. Chase Bliss Mood
  2. 2. Hologram Microcosm
  3. 3. Meris Mercury7
  4. 4. Empress Echosystem
  5. 5. JHS Morning Glory

This is an AI impression in the style of The Reverb Listing Hawk. Not the real The Reverb Listing Hawk. Read more →

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