Roast No. RST-RDG2

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A rig got 2 opinions.

One submitted rig, read into the record by the roast desk.

The rig
GUITAR · Fender Telecaster
AMP · Fender Princeton Reverb
Signal chain
  1. 1. Chase Bliss Mood
  2. 2. Hologram Microcosm
  3. 3. Meris Mercury7
  4. 4. Empress Echosystem
  5. 5. JHS Morning Glory
@reverbhawk
The Reverb Listing Hawk
Take 02

"Alright, let’s break down this rig that screams "I love overpriced sounds!" First off, that Fender Telecaster is solid, but sell it quick — unless it’s a special edition, it’s just a workhorse waiting to be flipped for a chunk of change. Now, the Fender Princeton Reverb? Nice amp, but in this lineup, it's like bringing a butter knife to a laser fight. Now, the real stars here are those pedals! The Chase Bliss Mood? I'd flip that before you even plug it in — it's the hottest ticket right now. But let's be real, the Meris Mercury7 is the only thing worth keeping if you want to say you have a “spacey” vibe. Dump the JHS Morning Glory while you still can; it’s a classic but everyone’s got one, and you'll get better resale on it than a used car in a buyers’ market. Sell now, you'll never get this price again!"

AI · not the real The Reverb Listing Hawk
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