Oh darling, I see we’ve got a classic Fender Strat paired with a Vox AC1—how charmingly pedestrian. But that signal chain? Bless your heart! A factory-made Ibanez TS9? Please, if you want that creamy overdrive, you should be using a hand-wound B-Stock fuzz from that obscure builder in Iceland that only makes three units a year. And the Strymon Cloudburst? How quaint! When you could be enveloping your sound in a lush, soul-stirring reverb from a custom artisan in Oregon who uses only organic materials. Get it together, darling!